so, i thought what better time than now to get a gym membership. i decided to do trial runs at all the gyms in town and then pick the one best suited to ME. so practical right? except i am completely not practical and made the terrible mistake of going to rdv sportsplex first. the gym of the wealthy and the orlando magic! that place is the disney world of fitness. i just wanted to hang out there. i kept saying things that gave me away as the unemployed student that i am, like, "there are tv's ON the treadmill?", and "free shampoo and body wash in the bathroom?!" (maybe i go there to shower every day, save money!) plus, a big computer keeps track of your fitness and you carry a fitness key to plug into the machines and then the machines tell you what to do, SO scifi. i could feel myself getting thinner just by being there. pro pro pro so many pros.
CON: disturbing amounts of trophy wives. will have to dye my hair blonde and wear pancake makeup while i work out in order to fit in.
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this is hilarious. i want to move to Florida so that I can work out there. OK....maybe not quite.
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