missing the bride gene

here are the things concerning weddings that make me want to crawl into bed, get under the covers, and never get out:

invitations
guest lists
bridesmaid dresses
tie colors
save the dates
engagement photos
seating arrangements
party favors
flowers
music
scripture readings
bouquet tosses
garter tosses
decorating
centerpieces
d.j.s
programs
guest books
guest book pens
unity candles
aisle runners
wedding cakes
cake knives
cake toppers

here are the things concerning weddings that only make me have mildly crippling anxiety:

picking a wedding dress
picking a wedding ring

here are the things concerning weddings that i am excited about:
actually being married to michael
going on the honeymoon


all of this is why i know we are making the right decision by not having a wedding at home.
as of now we are 90% sure it will be in scotland, 90% sure it will be in either april or may, and 100% sure you are invited.